
I don't know who added such profane language to this sketchbook page (probably the missus) but easily offended readers should probably avoid reading this. And if you are offended then you can fuck off.
(Lots of mistakes in there too. Was I drunk when I – ahem, was the missus drunk when SHE wrote No.3? '... I the trousers and shoes are really rather dreadfully.' Eh?!? It doesn't make sense. It can't possibly have been me who wrote such nonsense. Although I do like the phrase, 'I the trousers'. Like 'We the jury' but for clothes.)